Things that make you go hmmmm.
*Why are boxing rings square?
*If people evolved from apes, why do we still have apes?
*If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
*If someone with multiple personalities threatens to commit suicide, is it a hostage situation?
*What do people in China call their good plates?
*What do batteries run on?
*What is the speed of dark?
*When they first invented the clock, how did they know what time it was to set it?
*If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is it homeless or naked?
*Why do you need an appointment to see a psychic?
*Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
*Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?
*Why isn’t phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
*If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
*Can you imagine a world without hypothetical situations?
*If you’re in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
*What happens when you get scared half to death twice?
*Is it true that cannibals don’t eat clowns because they taste funny?
*Can we spell creativity any way we want?
*If you were a Genie and a person asked you this wish, “I wish you would not grant me this wish” what would you do?
*If the funeral procession is at night, do they drive with their lights off?
*Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one?
*If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
*If you had a three story house and you were on the second floor, is it possible to be upstairs and downstairs at the same time?
*How far East can you go before you’re heading West?
*Do you yawn in your sleep?
*If you speak only one language. Are you lingual?
*If you melt dry ice, could you swim without getting wet?
*If quitters never win, then why do they say “Quit while you’re ahead”
*If an escalator breaks down, do we call it stairs?
*If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would anyone know?
*Why do “slow up” and “slow down” mean the same thing?